The Right Equipment

[stealthfisher]

A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors up, and continues to read her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat and pulls up along side of her and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book?" she replies, thinking ,"isn't it obvious?" " Your in a restricted fishing area." he informs her. " I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." " Yes, but you have all of the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. " But I haven't even touched you, " says the warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment."


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