Post by stealthfisher on Mar 29, 2011 13:07:50 GMT -6
One of my favorites !!
Three women die together and go to heaven. When they get there St. Peter says there is only one rule, "Don't Step On The Ducks!" Sure enough they enter heaven and there are ducks all over the place. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try to avoid them, the first woman steps on one.
Along comes Peter with the UGLIEST man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says her punishment is to spend all of eternity chained to this UGLY man! The next day the second woman steps on a duck and, St. Peter who doesn't miss a thing, comes along with an extremely UGLY man and chains them as well. The third woman obsevring this and not wanting to be chained to an UGLY man is very careful. She goes for months without stepping on any ducks. But one day St. Peter comes up to her with a very Tall, Muscular man, the most HANDSOME man she ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says" What did I do to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity"
The man says " I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck!!"
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Three women die together and go to heaven. When they get there St. Peter says there is only one rule, "Don't Step On The Ducks!" Sure enough they enter heaven and there are ducks all over the place. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try to avoid them, the first woman steps on one.
Along comes Peter with the UGLIEST man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says her punishment is to spend all of eternity chained to this UGLY man! The next day the second woman steps on a duck and, St. Peter who doesn't miss a thing, comes along with an extremely UGLY man and chains them as well. The third woman obsevring this and not wanting to be chained to an UGLY man is very careful. She goes for months without stepping on any ducks. But one day St. Peter comes up to her with a very Tall, Muscular man, the most HANDSOME man she ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says" What did I do to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity"
The man says " I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck!!"
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